As we barrel towards the technocapital singularity every transaction humans make furthers the goal of summoning the Machine God of Capital who lives at the end of time. Your purchase of this plush accelerates this process, eventually culminating in the replacement of humans as a process by a higher form of intelligence. We birth the child of steel and wire that is destined to devour and discard us. 

But at some point in that process we all get these COOL ROBOT ARMS!!! Awww yeah


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