Message from the Creator

In need of a reliable little drinking buddy that won't start fights or pass out under the table like your so-called 'real friends'? Then say hello to the Critical Drinker plush.

Ideal to serve as the physical embodiment of the Drinker himself to keep spirits high on a night out, or sit thoughtfully by your side on the couch as you delve into another terrible movie. Whatever situation you find yourself in, the Critical Drinker plush is ready to help you.

Comes complete with his own little bottle of booze to dull the pain of bad films, soiled bath robe, and a pair of stylish aviators to hide his unfocussed, bloodshot eyes. 

Don't delay - order your Drinker plush today to avoid the same crippling disappointment that turned his namesake to drink! 

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Product Information

Designed by The Critical Drinker, The Critical Drinker Plush is made with an Ultra Soft Fleece exterior that feels amazing! The interior is stuffed with fluffy Polypropylene cotton filling to keep its shape for years to come. Each Plush is tagged to show exactly how many were created, making your limited edition plush even more special. The Critical Drinker Plush arrives in a reusable drawstring bag and shipped in a compostable mailer to limit environmental impact. Support The Critical Drinker by pre-ordering today!