Splotch! As far as we know he’s this hyper-dimensional being, with the curiosity of a cat, the mental intelligence of a 2nd gen language model, and the power of a god…

but really… What is he? Where did he come from? Why can he be found everywhere and anywhere? Is he canon? What does he want? what does he want what does he want wha… does he w a n t w h a t d o e s h e w a n twhadoeshewntwha dshwnt…whnt……want…

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