Hey-a everybody! This right here? This is a limited edition, state-of-the-art Ramsey doll.

The floral shirt? Woven from the finest silks*. The hair? Dyed using wine recovered from an ancient shipwreck.** The eye? Well, to quote the manufacturer, "That right there is genuine gold..."***

So how about it?  These babies won't be around forever! Buy them before the police find where I'm hiding!

*not true
**also not true
***full quote: "That right there is genuine gold... colored fabric"

Bring home Phoenica, along with your Ramsey Plush and receive 10% Off (discount automatically applied at checkout).

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