He’s back and now he’s long. Very long. How did he get so long? I watered him everyday. He’s gotten a little disproportionate, but we don’t judge here. Perfect for cuddling, launching at your friends, and using as a little pillow. (We can not be held responsible for any physical, emotional, or spiritual consequences caused by Long Fox launching. He may be displeased.)

Please do not feed him after midnight. I don’t know what happens if he gets any bigger.

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