On a gloomy day, Jupiter was born. Right as he saw the world for the first time, the sky opened up. It was raining non-stop for a week. Jupiter has only one fear. He’s terrified of water due to unresolved childhood trauma which is why you’ll find him wearing his wellies and rain hat even on the sunniest of days.

Some might call him evil for loudly intruding picnics and stealing sandwiches while causing ruckus but that’s just who he is at his core. He means no harm, he just has slight kleptomaniac tendencies.

Next time you’re sitting comfortably on a bench in your favorite park, absolutely certain that you packed your lunch but you can’t find it… just let it go. There is nothing going on here. The lunch never existed. And that sock that’s been missing its pair for the past two months? Forget it, my friend.


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