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Jumbo Eyefestation Plush

By: Pressure

100%+ Funded

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Ships August 23, 2025

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$86.97

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Message from the Creator

You might not want to avert your gaze from this one! Introducing the Eyefestation Plushie! The Hadal Blacksite's resident staring contest champion, now presented in cuddly form!

Like the real thing, this soft, huggable plush may or may not be able to blast ionizing radiation directly into your optic nerves! Allowing you to potentially stare at it as long as you please! How safety regulation compliant! Thanks to it's anomalous properties, this plushie's eyes will light up in the dark! (Note: Do not use a Geiger counter near it.)

Note: Urbanshade is not responsible for any incident that may occur after flashing light into this plushie’s eyes or any radiation exposure you might be subjected to.

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