COME ONE, COME ALL! PRESENTING, IN FULL COLOUR, THE ONE AND ONLY... HARVEY HARVINGTON!

Do YOU want your own Harvey to have and to hold in the comfort of your own home? Own your very own Harvey Harvington and do whatever you please with him! Hold him, hug him, shower him with love, poke him with a needle, beat him with a hammer, anything you desire! He's YOURS!

"Really?"
YES!
"Will he give me money?"
NO, OF COURSE NOT! But he will love and trust you for as long as he lives. All you need to do is give him a reason to... or not. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

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