Scientists I kidnapped from North Korea have been working diligently on this plush for years in a bunker deep underground. Now, they have completed their work, and have also been killed and buried in unmarked graves in the desert so the cutting-edge cuddle-tech™️ would die with them.

This is a Kickstarter campaign, essentially, but without the scam. You will be charged immediately, but you WILL BE reimbursed if we do not meet the minimum.

But we will meet the minimum, because this adorable plush is huggable, cuddly, and slightly radioactive.

Jar not included.


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