Congratulations!

On successfully finding Deep Space Discount's newest merchandising product, the DeeDee Plushie!

Now listen. Shipping approximately 260 light years across the Laniakea supercluster won't be cheap. But we think we've found an ingenious way to SUBSIDISE your delivery fees (without asking you to work off debts through hard retail labour!) On a completely unrelated note, these plushies do NOT contain any cameras, microphones or neurovisual transmission receivers designed to extract personal data from humanity for the benefit of future marketing plans and/or intern recruitment drives.

So I'm glad we cleared THAT up!

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