So… this is awkward.

I was just trying to tidy up the Vault when I accidentally signed a plushie licensing contract. Oryx hasn’t noticed yet (please don’t tell him), but it’s too late now — there's a Craig Plushie!
I know I'm not exactly Dungeon Boss material, but I've been around the Realm for a long time. If you've ever stopped by the Nexus, chances are you've seen me running announcements, dodging blame, or cleaning up after the Mad God. Now, for reasons I don't fully understand, you can take me home.
I'm soft, squishy, and — let’s be honest — probably more huggable than Oryx.
Whether you're a veteran Realmer or someone who just stumbled into the wrong dimension, thanks for giving this humble intern a shot at the spotlight. I’ll try not to mess it up.

Sincerely (and nervously),
Craig
Intern of the Mad God

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