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Plushie
Coming Soon
Launches: December 26, 2025 5:00PM UTC
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Message from the Creator
WE DID IT!!! Want more Armless Detective content?
The Chief finally got permission to hit the big red GO button, and now the Armless Detective Cloning Machine is officially online and humming (loudly)!
So what does this mean??
It means that for the low price of $29.99 + shipping, YOU can soon own your very own Armless Detective plush! He can sit on your desk, accompany you on your toilet trip, or silently judge your questionable gameplay... Truly a versatile guy, especially with his grabby arm that has accompanied him.
BUT HOLD ON! there’s a tiny catch.
The machine only works properly if we send out 200+ clones. So we still need you (and 199 others) to help kickstart the Great Armless Duplication Operation™.
Now that the marketing is out of the way it's time to get sincere for a second:
We seriously appreciate every single one of you. From the fan art, to the tiny creations, to helping us turn the Armless Detective into an actual marketable plushie we are blown away. Your support has put us in a place we never thought we’d be, and we’re incredibly grateful.
We thank you for your contributions and enjoy every moment we had and will have for the future of armless detective. Thank you! 💛 🦾 🤠