Armless? Yeah.
A Detective? Yeah.
SOMETHING YOU CAN TAKE ANYWHERE? HECK YEAH.

After solving one too many cases (and somehow still having zero arms), the Chief finally made a call to clone Mr. Armless detective himself! And now, for just roughly 30 smackers, you can own your very own Armless Detective. He can do many things like....sit on your desk, ride in your backpack, or keep an eye out for suspicious behavior (like yours).

But here’s the catch...The chief still needs his Duping Machine License approved. Once that’s signed he can finally start MAKING CLONES AND SENDING THEM OUT TO YOU!

Oh, and don’t worry, he also comes with his very own Grabby Arm!
(Other gadgets not included. He’s doing his best okay?)

FAQ:
Q: Why is he armless?
A: It’s a feature, not a bug.

Q: Can he solve real crimes?
A: He can attempt to.

Q: Will he clog my toilet?
A: Buy one and find out yourself because I have no idea.

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