Slimes are just misunderstood, Clarence most of all.

How was this cute little slimy supposed to know how caustic his slick self was? Even so, he feels bad and wants to foster a more positive relationship with the adventurers exploring the Ancient Dungeon! How? Plushies, of course!

For just a handful of the gold coins you adventurers have escaped the dungeon with, you can have your very own Clarence to nuzzle (with zero chance of lethal skin irritation!) With every gentle sqoush given, know that you’re working towards a better future for slimes and adventurers everywhere.

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