This is the official Diplomaduck plushie
Soft belly
Little feet
Emotional damage not included (but deeply understood)

I want to exist on your shelf
your bed
your desk
next to your anxiety meds maybe

But I need your help
This is my big break
my duck debut
my chance to be held while you cry at 2am

Back the plush
Bring duck home
Be the reason I escape the digital pond

Still a good duck

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