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Your name is NEPETA LEIJON. You live in a WEBSITE that is also a STORE, but still mostly just a WEBSITE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the BORING kind. Never the BORING kind. It’s TOO BORING! Your daily routine of sitting around waiting to be sold is boring enough as it is. You want to prowl the wilderness for GREAT FRIENDS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your CUTE CLAWS AND KISSES. You want to take them back to your house and PLAY WITH THEM, and from time to time, PRETEND TO BE THEM FOR FUN. You want to paint WALL COMICS using paint and crayons and blood, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM PLAYTIME! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is A LITTLE BOSSY, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to play with him. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do. And YOUR important job, dear hunter, is to take Nepeta home with you! Take her off the shelves and allow her the life of scampering, roleplay, and friendship she’s always deserved. There’s so much shipping to do, so many dynamics to explore, a whole cast of plushies you’ve probably stockpiled by now in dire need of her playtime expertise to elevate their romps to hitherto unseen levels of crazy kitty cuteness! Also you can take off her fun little hat and put it on other guys if you want. And of course, let’s not forget that if you’re bringing her home with you, you’d be some kind of lunatic not to bring her beloved meowrail Equius, also on sale now, along for the ride. They can’t bear to be apart any longer! Want more Homestuck content?

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<div>Your name is NEPETA LEIJON. You live in a WEBSITE that is also a STORE, but still mostly just a WEBSITE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the BORING kind. Never the BORING kind. It’s TOO BORING! Your daily routine of sitting around waiting to be sold is boring enough as it is. You want to prowl the wilderness for GREAT FRIENDS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your CUTE CLAWS AND KISSES. You want to take them back to your house and PLAY WITH THEM, and from time to time, PRETEND TO BE THEM FOR FUN. You want to paint WALL COMICS using paint and crayons and blood, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM PLAYTIME! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is A LITTLE BOSSY, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to play with him. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do.</div>
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<div>And YOUR important job, dear hunter, is to take Nepeta home with you! Take her off the shelves and allow her the life of scampering, roleplay, and friendship she’s always deserved. There’s so much shipping to do, so many dynamics to explore, a whole cast of plushies you’ve probably stockpiled by now in dire need of her playtime expertise to elevate their romps to hitherto unseen levels of crazy kitty cuteness! Also you can take off her fun little hat and put it on other guys if you want. And of course, let’s not forget that if you’re bringing her home with you, you’d be some kind of lunatic not to bring her beloved meowrail Equius, also on sale now, along for the ride. They can’t bear to be apart any longer!</div>
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