The Polygamous Mormon Pirate King of Beaver Island Plushie

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Ahoy, history buffs and lovers of the absurd! Meet the Polygamous Mormon Pirate King of Beaver Island...now in cuddly plush form!As historically inaccurate as he is adorable, this beaver is inspired by James Jesse Strang, the man who founded a Mormon pirate Kingdom on Beaver Island (...and it didn't go very well)Now, did the REAL Strang have a big, flat tail and adorable buck teeth? No. But he did gnaw through life’s troubles with nothing but a willingness to lie and an almost comical disregard for monogamy. This plush captures that same spirit...only softer, slightly less heretical, and far less likely to force you into exile.It's the perfect gift for:- History lovers who appreciate the weirder corners of American religious movements!- Fans of charismatic leaders who take their confidence just a little too far!- Anyone who enjoys unsettlingly eccentric plushies in their collection!Whether you’re here for the historical absurdity, need a fuzzy friend to lead a stuffed animal coup, or just like unsettling plushies in your room... the Polygamous Mormon Pirate King of Beaver Island is ready to rule your collection.Just… maybe don’t let him start issuing decrees. That really didn’t end well last time. For more amazing Paper Will content, Click Here!

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